Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.
Moderation is for cowards.
Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
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THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT
i just met my step-brother for the first time
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daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
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I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me
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driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body
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If you were my homework I’d do you.
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Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
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"Gay. Bi. Straight, Asexual. Long ago, the sexualities lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Heteros attacked. Only the Pansexuals, master of all sexualities, could stop them.”
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